oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
