I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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