i was born a porn star she said
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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