Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
