Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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