lets start a swedish sibling band together
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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