Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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