Im at strip club and am horny
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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