another moral hangover. fuck.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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