Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
