People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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