PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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