Where did you get a picture of my penis
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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