i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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