He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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