so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She told me I should be a condom model.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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