THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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