Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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