she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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