it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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