Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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