I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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