Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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