So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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