Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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