So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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