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how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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