The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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