I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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