you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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