New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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