he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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