it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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