This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
