It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im holly from the hills drunk
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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