Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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