Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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