batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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