and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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