wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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