See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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