You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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