If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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