you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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