Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I enjoy the company of your penis
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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