Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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