DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I have post one night stand depression
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