its not stalking. its research.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I cut my penus on the lid.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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