how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
We need to get me chipped asap
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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