I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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