Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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