Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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