david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Your cock deserves a montage
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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