have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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