I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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