She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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