:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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