I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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